With Granderson breaking his forearm and Thumper straining his forearm and Hughes hurting his back and Robertson sleeping funny on his arm and El Capitan still hobbled and Brian Cashman breaking his ankle (while skydiving, but still) and Ichiro in a freaking car accident, The Yankee Chicken thought it was time to take matters into his own hands and indulge in a little praying to St. George. He does what he can. And hopes it's all figured out in a months' time, because, you know.
