Do you see this? It's called The Yankee Chicken Gets a Crazy Look In His Eye. Which has mostly been known to happen before something good happens. But right now he's feeling the other side of crazy. Like, the crazy side of crazy. Because he's just plum-tuckered when it comes to this winter and now alleged spring and he's about to lose his ever-loving mind if it rainsnows one more time or if the wind doesn't die the f*** down. He just wants Mother Nature to know he has a very formidable steak knife and he knows how to maneuver it, despite not having opposable thumbs.
Also, he has some other news to pass along... that is neither here nor there considering there will probably be a blizzard on Opening Day. Harumph.
